I Think I Saw You In My Sleep

chloerayne: TRIGGER WARNING This is a Scottish anti-rape PSA...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:52:49 -0400

TRIGGER WARNING

This is a Scottish anti-rape PSA that is a direct response to blaming a rape victim for dressing like a slut. What do you think? Is it effective?

Never have I seen such an effective video in my life… and it’s only 30 seconds long. Definitely, 100% watch and reblog this.

lokidindeed: i-deduce-youre-a-bitch: YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN...

Wed, 19 Jun 2013 00:08:01 -0400

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

falloutwookie: I feel like everyone on the internet needs to...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:37:00 -0400

falloutwookie:

I feel like everyone on the internet needs to see this

addictedtotheforeversadness: a-suicidal-boy: ~ Black and...

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:41:13 -0400

addictedtotheforeversadness:

a-suicidal-boy:

~

Black and White Blog -AddictedToTheForeverSadness

zombles: Life lesson never pick a favourite character because they will die

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 17:40:15 -0400

zombles:

Life lesson

never pick a favourite character because they will die

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Tue, 18 Jun 2013 02:23:11 -0400

Just started watching gameplay for The Last of Us, and it's 15 minutes in and I'm bawling.

Tue, 18 Jun 2013 00:26:32 -0400

the-chamber-0f-muggles: shuofthewind: odinsmightymustache: Ste...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:23:58 -0400

the-chamber-0f-muggles:

shuofthewind:

odinsmightymustache:

Stephen Fry: Can we settle an important question?

JK Rowling: Yes.

Stephen Fry: How do you pronounce your last name?

JK Rowling: It is Row-ling. As in rolling pin.

Stephen Fry: So if any of you hear someone pronounce her name “Rohw-ling”, you have my permission to hit them over the head with — not with Order of the Phoenix, that would be cruel. Something smaller, like a fridge.

BEAUTIFUL POST IS BEAUTIFUL

awkwardstandinglewiskennedy: Religion This is my opinion. I’m...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 22:02:19 -0400

awkwardstandinglewiskennedy:

Religion

This is my opinion. I’m not saying its better than yours, I’m not trying to impose it on anyone, so please don’t hate me. But yeah, my take on Religion and stuff.

If you enjoyed this video, it would mean a lot to me if you were to have a look at my other stuff, or subscribed. I will love you forever tbh :3 <3 x

deanplease: morgan-the-freeman: cumbersuds: i-love-destiel-5-e...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:56:08 -0400

deanplease:

morgan-the-freeman:

cumbersuds:

i-love-destiel-5-ever:

holy crap that is the best fake 3D gif set i ever saw

never watched supernatural in my life but reblogging because holY CRAp i thOUgh A GUN was ComiNG ouT of my SCREEN

Hot damn……

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 17:51:43 -0400

fortylinestare: someone made a really good point in the commentary of a post once which basically...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:42:25 -0400

fortylinestare:

someone made a really good point in the commentary of a post once which basically boiled down to the fact that james and lily’s patronuses are complements of each other (stag / doe) as opposed to snape and lily’s (doe / doe) which just goes to show how love and obsession are not the same thing at all thank u for ur time

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Mon, 17 Jun 2013 15:40:24 -0400

absolutecutie: thefandomer: welllllokay: The best. THE LAST...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 12:54:14 -0400

absolutecutie:

thefandomer:

welllllokay:

The best.

THE LAST ONE THOUGH

I’M DYING

I LOVE THIS GAME

carry-on-my-wayward-butt: deanisanactualprincess: dontkillbird...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 03:27:32 -0400

carry-on-my-wayward-butt:

deanisanactualprincess:

dontkillbirds:

miau-is-me:

luvr4photography:

radiogrimshaw:

annathemoony:

soupnbananaz:

littleartemis:

radiogrimshaw:

radiogrimshaw:

ten inch dick aka longer than my forearm

i know there are some writers who follow me

please

take note

I believe the average is 6 inches? The longest is 14, an he suffers dizziness when he gets a boner, and even though he’s heterosexual, he can only have sex with men (or anally with women) as his cock can’t fit in a vagina.

So writers, take note.

jesus h. christ

I once had a boyfriend who was quite well-endowed, and that was some painful, annoying shit right there (especially with a selfish dude who didn’t really think about that/blamed me for being “tiny,” what the fuck). The average vagina is 3-4 inches deep, though some women may have a depth of 6-7 inches.

Of course, a lady’s Sarlaac Pit is designed to accomodate rather large things. That does not, however, mean that it is comfortable or fun to have those large things in your hermetically-sealed shame basket, not to mention have it ramming repeatedly against your cervix. Ow fucking ow.

Contrary to popular belief, bigger is NOT ALWAYS BETTER.

A rectum can be between 5-7 inches deep. A pliable dildo could push past that, taking that sharp curve into the large intestine, if you’re patient and flexible and you have a lot of lube at your disposal. And you don’t mind things being in your INTESTINES, oh my God. A hard dick, however, that isn’t so bendy, would be another story entirely.

So if you’re shooting for realistic sex and your bottom isn’t into pain, you may want to reconsider giving your top anything over 7-8 inches of dick. 10+ inches might sound awesome but like Communism, for most people at least, it’s better in theory than it is in practice.

This very NSFW and TMI-imbued post brought to you by all the fucks I do not give.

Oh and if anyone accuses me of kink shaming I will find you and I will skin you.

ive learned a lot today omg

i think the last of my innocence just got killed reading this

#huge dicks are like communism

I reblogged this yesterday but I just have to reblogg again for ^

#huge dicks are like communism

can someone please put that on a shirt

you’re welcome

fuckyeahsexanddrugs: the-chubby-nerd: What the fresh fucking...

Mon, 17 Jun 2013 02:47:34 -0400

fuckyeahsexanddrugs:

the-chubby-nerd:

What the fresh fucking hell did I just look at

wOT

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Sun, 16 Jun 2013 22:59:58 -0400

tomatotaster: eridanbooty: photoncerberus: the-grudge-girl: H...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 20:26:27 -0400

tomatotaster:

eridanbooty:

photoncerberus:

the-grudge-girl:

Hide and Seek Alone

Playing hide-and-seek-alone is quite popular in various parts of Asia. Those who have tried it report that it actually works and that they felt their lives were threatened.

You will need:

A doll with legs. (The doll serves as a place for the spirit to enter, therefore it is advised that you not use a human doll or a doll that you really like because there is a great chance that the spirit will not leave the doll.)

Rice (The spirit that eats this offering is said to grow stronger)

Red thread (This symbolizes blood and acts of restraint)

Something from your body (Fingernails are the most commonly used, but some use their own blood, skin, hair, etc. Don’t use someone else’s body parts or else it becomes a curse.)

Weapon (Something to stab the doll with so that you can anger it. Real knives are dangerous, so most people use pencils or needles.)

Salt water or alcohol (Without this, the game won’t end. This material is used to get rid of the spirit.)

Hiding place

A name (Giving the spirit a name is the most powerful thing a human can give. Names give spirits great power.)

Step 1: Cut the doll and replace its insides with rice.

Step 2: Place something from your body into the doll.

Step 3: Wrap the doll with the red thread thread as if to hinder it.

Step 4: In a bathroom, pour water into a large washbasin and find some place to hide.

Step 5: Place a cup of salt water in the place before starting the game.

To play:

Step 1: Start at 3 A.M. because that is the time when spirits are most active

Step 2: Give the doll a name

Step 3: When the clock strikes three, close your eyes and say “First tagger is (doll name)!” three times. (If you’re talking to the doll, you must talk sternly.)

Step 4: Go to the bathroom and place the doll in the washbasin.

Step 5: Turn off all the lights

Step 6: Close your eyes and count to ten. Ready your your weapon and head to the bathroom. Go to the doll and say “I found you (doll name)!” and stab the doll. Afterward, close your eyes again and say “Now (doll name) is it!” three times

Step 7: Place the weapon next to the doll and go to your hiding place. You MUST lock the door as well as all other doors and windows.

Step 8: Drink the salt water, but do not swallow or spit it out. The salt water will protect you from the spirit.

To end:

When you want to end the game, take any leftover salt water or alcohol and find the doll. Keep in mind that the doll may not be in the bathroom and there have been instances of it being outside. When you find the doll, Spray the salt water in your mouth on the doll and do the same with the excess water you have left. Close your eyes and shout “I win! I win! I win!” The spirit in the doll will give up and and the game ends. It is advised to dispose of the doll by burning it.

Important:

Keep the game under two hours. After two hours, the spirit in the doll will be too strong to be removed.

You must play alone. The more people there are, the higher the chances of someone getting possessed.

Don’t go outside

When hiding, BE SILENT

Turn off all electronics before starting

When running away, DO NOT LOOK BACK. Also, don’t fall asleep while playing. The doll might stab you.

When discovered by the doll, you can get a small wound or even get possessed. If found by the doll, be careful because your weapon will be somewhere on the floor or in your pocket.

After the game is over, it is important to lean up properly. Be sure to put salt in every corner of the house, especially places where you put the doll and where you found it. Salt is said to scare away spirits.

People who have played have reported some of the following events that usually take place while playing:

TV changing channels on its own

Perfectly normal lights flickering

Doors opening and closing

Hearing the sound of laughter

hide and seek with a doll more like hELL FUCKING NO

All aboard the nope train to fuck that ville.

youthgonewildchild: I Really Hate It When People Type Like This Like What Are You Doing This Is A...

Sun, 16 Jun 2013 19:59:10 -0400

youthgonewildchild:

I Really Hate It When People Type Like This Like What Are You Doing This Is A Sentence Not A Fall Out Boy Song Title.

thescarfofsherlock: windyegberts: prettyboyandmoose: dalailamaofficial: have you ever thought...

Sat, 15 Jun 2013 03:21:15 -0400

thescarfofsherlock:

windyegberts:

prettyboyandmoose:

dalailamaofficial:

have you ever thought about the fact that like 6 people died because romeo couldn’t control his dick

This makes it sound like he went round with his dick smacking people to death because he can’t control it

is that not what happened